Koffee Haus
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Your personal knight in shining armour

"Loyal, brave, and incredibly handsome."
Phoenix, wife"10 out of 10 would recommend. Hot stuff."
Phoenix, wife"Bonafide himbo and hero of hearts everywhere."
Phoenix, wife"Why am I here?"
Emet Selch"Strong enough to open any jar. Soft enough to cry at baby chocobo."
Phoenix, wife

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Current WorkLalafell Kafé CoOwner
Arae Soteria SecurityPast WorkCharity Volunteer
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Chocobo Rancher

KOKOHAUS FUFUHAUS

Goes by "Kof", 30, Dunesfolk
Nonbinary (he/they)

• Friendly
Kof approaches even the grumpiest of adventurers in a tavern with a big smile and a belly full of beer. Half the time, he makes a new drinking buddy. The other half, he gets threatened at knifepoint for not shutting up after the third fart joke. For better or worse, Kof sees the best in everyone, and their empathy can get taken advantage of. Kof’s brain may be tiny, but their heart is huge and he’ll win you over, whether you like it or not!• Musclehead
These arms were built for hugging. Regular exercise and sparring is the only thing Kof’s ever been diligent with. All the brain cells that were meant for thinking and paying taxes went straight to wrestling moves and cross-fit instead. Anyone who underestimates Kof’s fighting abilities thanks to their size tends to learn first-hand just how freakishly strong this lalafell can be after getting suplexed into the ground.• Avoidant (uncommon)
Those who have tolerated the lazy lalafell's antics long enough may start to catch onto their big secret- Kof intentionally dumbs themselves down around others. The lower people’s expectations are, the less responsibility the class clown receives. Whenever he’s bad at something, he’ll claim he’s ‘just not made for it’ and he’s just ‘embracing his flaws.’ Afterall, if Kof lets down people from the beginning, the inevitable disappointment will sting less, right?

• Chocobo Rancher (common)
Stray feathers cling to Kof's clothes and their boots carry the distinct smell of hay and... wet chocobo. Is your bird feeling down? Need gear fitting? Kof's your guy!• Chocobo Rancher (uncommon)
Riding and racing fans may recognise Kof's chocobo as the retired racer "Bean Machine." The Haus Family Ranch is respected for producing a number of the Golden Saucer's stars. Kof grew up fond of birds but not the farming lifestyle.

•Spar Enthusiast (common)
Need a fighting partner? Kof never refuses a good-natured sparring match, especially if there's hand-to-hand combat or sword-fighting.•Aether Mishaps (uncommon)
The aether-sensitive may sense lingering scars on Kof's aether, not unlike those who survived enthrallment. The procedure that stabilised Kof's aether seems to have also stunted his ability to cast magic or even travel by aetheryte.

• Lalafell Kafe (common)
Lalafell Kafe was designed with shorter folks in mind! Visit Lavender Beds W19 P56 to enjoy high-quality coffee that was brewed with the precise touch of a master alchemist.• Lalafell Kafe (uncommon)
Need to make some quick cash under the table? Sign up as a test subject for underground clinical trials! The cafe is also a front for Fee's alchemical creations, which are usually medical and experimental. carrd!